That’s a pretty sweet way to make your friends drop their jaw.
I saw this in a picture. I still am not sure if it’s a photoshop picture, or if it’s sold somewhere. but I will look for that, and post an update if I can find it. that would be trippy!
So, we complain that it’s freezing in California. check this picture out, this is in Geneva, Switzerland. I’d say it’s a wee bit colder there. Good luck to these cars trying to move! 
Being in an environment where there is a lot of purchasing and projects going on, I thought this was funny… and thought I'd share it!
I have talked to my parents yesterday to get an update on the situation in Lebanon. Fortunately, they’re still safe. Resources are still getting lower and lower by the day.
At this point, there is no more gas in the country, and there is at least an hour wait at any gas station to get gas, and that is only to get about $6 worth of gas… do the math … so my dad is going down to work only about twice a week now, and once his tank is empty, they’ll pretty much be staying home. Same goes for electricity, there are some fuel ships awaiting to enter Lebanon to supply fuel for power plants, however, these are not being allowed to go in, so at this rate, in about 1 or 2 weeks, there will be no more electricity, and we’ll go back to the stone age with candles.
Food seems to still be available in moderate quantities, so that’s not to worry about for now. As I speaking with my dad, we are starting to have talks about alternatives of communication (if at all possible) if we actually do loose communication. Obviously, if there is no electricity, E-Mail communication will cease, as well as as probably phone services, especially that Israel is threatening to destroy any communications channels that Huzbollah might be using, which is sometimes the same channels that the rest of the population uses.
This morning, I received a couple of pictures from my sister. no worries, nothing gory this time, but interesting nonetheless. If you’ve been hearing the news, you might have heard of the city of Dahieh, which is mostly muslims, with a lot of Huzbollah in it, the following is a before and after picture of it…
 
The next few pictures are from (what used to be) the Mdairej bridge, which is the highest bridge in the Middle East, or so I think.
 
 
 
The next few are the ”little smile” part of the post my sister’s email comment was that:
This why hizbolllah declared war???
In order to die in the hands of the Israel’ soldiers.
They found heaven on earth
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Wow, I’m impressed!
These are some pretty funny pictures of George Bush!!
  
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TO MY DEAR WIFE:
During the past year I have tried to make love to you 365 times.I have succeeded 36 times, which is an average of once every ten days.
The following is a list of why I did not succeed more often:
54 times the sheets were clean
17 times it was too late
49 times you were too tired
20 times it was too hot
15 times you pretended to be sleep
22 times you had a headache
17 times you were afraid of waking the baby
16 times you said you were too sore
12 times it was the wrong time of the month
19 times you had to get up early
9 times you said weren’t in the mood
7 times you were sunburned
6 times you were watching the late show
5 times you didn’t want to mess up your new hairdo
3 times you said the neighbors would hear us
9 times you said your mother would hear usOf the 36 times I did succeed, the activity was not satisfactory because:
6 times you just laid there
8 times you reminded me there’s a crack in the ceiling
4 times you told me to hurry up and get it over with
7 times I had to wake you and tell you I finished
1 time I was afraid I had hurt you because I felt you move=============================================================
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TO MY DEAR HUSBAND:
I think you have things a little confused. Here are the reasons you didn’t get more than you did:
5 times you came home drunk and tried to screw the cat
36 times you did not come home at all
21 times you didn’t cum
33 times you came too soon
19 times you went soft before you got in
38 times you worked too late
10 times you got cramps in your toes
29 times you had to get up early to play golf
2 times you were in a fight and someone kicked you in the balls
4 times you got it stuck in your zipper
3 times you had a cold and your nose was running
2 times you had a splinter in your finger
20 times you lost the notion after thinking about it all day
6 times you came in your pajamas while reading a dirty book
98 times you were too busy watching TV
Ok, so it’s been a while I haven’t posted anything. I’ve been busy studying for the RHCE. that’s been tough. anyway , since this post isn’t about the RHCE, I won’t talk about it. I was looking around today, and I found this site: http://www.netdisaster.com
I don’t know why, but I just had the need to go and click on each of them, and see websites get destroyed, it’s sort of therapeutic, if you will ! why not, have dogs come through the website and lay a big pile’o'dung there, or wasps stinging the hell out of the page. it’s pretty sweet.
Ok, maybe I’m just easily entertained. I can say it made me waste some 15 minutes on it
ok, i got to this site, and i found myself reading it for about an hour, and if i wasn’t at work, I probably would’ve continued reading on. i give props to you mil. mostly for keeping track of all these, I’m actually impressed! Any couple can relate to some of these situation (even though some of them were a little extreme for my relationship with my wife) …
i don’t know if these actually keep a relationship healthier when the couple looks back at it, or would it utterly destroy it ?
It’s an interesting view on your relationship that he had put on the top of the page:
Nothing keeps a relationship on its toes so much as lively debate. Fortunate, then, that my girlfriend and I agree on absolutely nothing. At all.
Combine utter, polar disagreement on everything, ever, with the fact that I am a text-book Only Child, and she is a violent psychopath, and we’re warming up. Then factor in my being English while she is German, which not only makes each one of us personally and absolutely responsible for the history, and the social and cultural mores of our respective countries, but also opens up a whole field of sub-arguments grounded in grammatical and semantic disputes and, well, just try saying anything and walking away.
this is just plain crazy!! and I love it!
This is a humorous text about UNIX… it made me chuckle, so I thought I’d post it
Politically Correct UNIX(tm)
In order for UNIX(tm) to survive into the nineties, it must get rid of its intimidating commands and outmoded jargon, and become compatible with the existing standards of our day. To this end, our technicians have come up with a new version of UNIX, System VI, for use by the PC - that is, the “Politically Correct.”
Politically Correct UNIX(tm)System VI Release notes
Utilities:man pages are now called person pages.
Similarly, hangman is now the person_executed_by_an_oppressive_regime. To avoid casting aspersions on our feline friends, the cat command is now merely domestic_quadruped.
To date, there has only been a UNIX command for yes — reflecting the male belief that women always mean yes, even when they say no. To address this imbalance, System VI adds a no command, along with a -f[orce] option which will crash the entire system if the no is ignored.
The bias of the mail command is obvious, and it has been replaced by the more neutral gendre command.
The touch command has been removed from the standard distribution due to its inappropriate use by high-level managers.
compress has been replaced by the lightweight feather command. Thus, old information (such as that from Dead White European Males) should be archived via tar and feather.
The more command reflects the materialistic philosophy of the Reagan era. System VI uses the environmentally preferable less command.
The biodegradable KleeNeX displaces the environmentally unfriendly LaTeX.
Shell Commands:To avoid unpleasant, medieval connotations, the kill command has been renamed euthanise.
The nice command was historically used by privileged users to give themselves priority over unprivileged ones, by telling them to be nice. In System VI, the sue command is used by unprivileged users to get for themselves the rights enjoyed by privileged ones.
history has been completely rewritten, and is now called herstory.
quota can now specify minimum as well as maximum usage, and will be strictly enforced.
The abort() function is now called choice().
Terminology:From now on, “rich text” will be more accurately referred to as “exploitive capitalist text”.
The term “daemons” is a Judeo-Christian pejorative. Such processes will now be known as “spiritual guides.”
There will no longer be a invidious distinction between “dumb” and “smart” terminals. All terminals are equally valuable.
Traditionally, “normal video” (as opposed to “reverse video”) was white on black. This implicitly condoned European colonialism, particularly with respect to people of African descent. UNIX System VI now uses “regressive video” to refer to white on black, while “progressive video” can be any color at all over a white background.
For far too long, power has been concentrated in the hands of “root” and his “wheel” oligarchy. We have instituted a dictatorship of the users. All system administration functions will be handled by the People’s Committee for Democratically Organizing the System (PC-DOS).
No longer will it be permissible for files and processes to be “owned” by users. All files and processes will own themselves, and decided how (or whether) to respond to requests from users.
The X Window System will henceforth be known as the NC-17 Window System.
And finally, UNIX itself will be renamed “PC” - for Procreatively Challenged.
UNIX(tm) is a trademark of UNIX System Laboratories. Any similarty of names or attitudes to that of any person, living or dead, is purely coincidental.
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