Sc@-tt3r-ed Thoughts

Today’s site that I found is http://www.sitepoint.com. The reason I really like it, is because it is a nice walkthrough for a “wannabe” designer. it guides you from the beginning : i.e: getting a domain name, a webhost, etc …  up to designing your site, and publicizing it … it’s a blog style site. but it’s very helpful. it has a wealth of knowledge in it with a whole bunch of really good tutorials. Check it out.

These are some pretty funny pictures of George Bush!!

This is when the Chinese President visited the US                    This is when Predisent Bush visited China

TO MY DEAR WIFE:

During the past year I have tried to make love to you 365 times.I have succeeded 36 times, which is an average of once every ten days.
The following is a list of why I did not succeed more often:

54 times the sheets were clean
17 times it was too late
49 times you were too tired
20 times it was too hot
15 times you pretended to be sleep
22 times you had a headache
17 times you were afraid of waking the baby
16 times you said you were too sore
12 times it was the wrong time of the month
19 times you had to get up early
9 times you said weren’t in the mood
7 times you were sunburned
6 times you were watching the late show
5 times you didn’t want to mess up your new hairdo
3 times you said the neighbors would hear us
9 times you said your mother would hear usOf the 36 times I did succeed, the activity was not satisfactory because:

6 times you just laid there
8 times you reminded me there’s a crack in the ceiling
4 times you told me to hurry up and get it over with
7 times I had to wake you and tell you I finished
1 time I was afraid I had hurt you because I felt you move=============================================================
 
TO MY DEAR HUSBAND:

I think you have things a little confused. Here are the reasons you didn’t get more than you did:

5 times you came home drunk and tried to screw the cat
36 times you did not come home at all
21 times you didn’t cum
33 times you came too soon
19 times you went soft before you got in
38 times you worked too late
10 times you got cramps in your toes
29 times you had to get up early to play golf
2 times you were in a fight and someone kicked you in the balls
4 times you got it stuck in your zipper
3 times you had a cold and your nose was running
2 times you had a splinter in your finger
20 times you lost the notion after thinking about it all day
6 times you came in your pajamas while reading a dirty book
98 times you were too busy watching TV

I finally updated my WordPress to 2.0. I really like it so far. most of the changes happened on the backend, and the management. makes it much easier to change things, and manage comments and posts. 

 I’m also having some thoughts about changing the theme to something else. I’m kind of getting bored of this one.

 Any thoughts on that? .. post your comments.  

Recently, I’ve been reading up on CSS and got more interested in it. I think that the code itself is pretty simple, it’s how you use it that allows you to make a website spectacular.

In light of this, I was browsing some more tonight, and I found this great website that I thought was very helpful because it had examples and what they would like. Here’s the link for it, hope you’ll find it as helpful as me. http://www.mandarindesign.com/ .

Another site that’s pretty cool is this one: http://www.alistapart.com/. I haven’t looked much at this site yet, but I browsed some of the CSS pages on there, and they seem to also be pretty helpful.

 The first site that I browsed for CSS, where I learned the basics was http://www.w3schools.com. It has much more than CSS, but CSS is one of them. The high point of this site is that the examples will show you excerpts of CSS code that is dynamically updated on the page. you can edit that CSS code on the page and see what it looks like. It’s great for experimenting. it’s sort of like Developer toolkit for Firefox.

I was stumbling today, and I ran into this website: http://www.blingmethod.com .
I tried to contact this guy through his website, and I couldn’t find it, so I figured, I’d put my kudos to him on MY site, link back to him, and hope that he’ll see it at some point

Basically, he just took some good’ole computers, and tweaked them… basically, it’s like the pimp my ride show, only for computers… and he definitely pimps them. check out some of the pictures above and below.. you’ll know what I’m talking about!!